It won’t fit in the cupboard…

I went to unpack the shopping and despaired at the state of one of my cupboards and decided I needed to pull everything out and rearrange it. The cupboard turned out to be like Mary Poppins’ bag and I’m now surrounded by its contents wondering how on earth I’m supposed to get it all back in. There is:

1 box of ready-to-roll coloured icing (missing half the blue icing)

1 half-used pouch of pink ‘designer’ icing

1 pack of caster sugar

2 ½ packs of plain flour (I’m not entirely sure why I have that much…)

½ a pack of self-raising flour

2 half packets of normal sugar (?!)

¾ a pack of marzipan (I eat this like most people eat chocolate…)

½ pack of cornflour

1 pack of icing sugar

1 pack of ground almonds

An assortment of coloured writing icing tubes

1 pack of light brown sugar

3 packs of Organix cheese & herb puffs

½ bag of Cow & Gate Sunny Start My First Museli

Baking Powder

A tub of Hundreds and Thousands

½ a milk chocolate scotblock

½ a pack of mini marshmallows

½ a pack of mini chocolate stars

½ a bag of milk chocolate chips

3 boxes of cake cases

1 box of Children In Need muffin cases

½ bag of sultanas

2 tubs of edible glitter

Red/green/blue food colouring

Vanilla extract

Peppermint flavouring

A box of cereal bars

3 bottles of varying types of cooking oil

½ a bottle of blue Curaço

1 tub of various small chocolate items (buttons etc)

1 tub of various lollipops

2 cartons of ready-to-drink Hungry Baby milk

1 unopened jar of Nutella

2 jars of baby food

3 tubs of custard powder (THREE?!! And at least 2 are open – WHY?!)

Bicarbonate of Soda

1 mixed tub of cake sprinkles

BBQ Sauce (unopened)

4 bottles of Vinegar (Malt/Distilled Malt/Balsamic/White Wine – I don’t even like vinegar!)

HP Sauce

A box of Wrigley’s Extra gum

2 tubs of cocktail sticks

Jar of garlic salt

Jar of ground white pepper

A tub of table salt

A Jar of English Mustard

A tub of Strawberry Nesquik milkshake powder

A tub of lemon tea granules

A tub of Galaxy hot chocolate

Soy Sauce

Sesame Oil

2 large bars of Cadbury fruit & nut

5 CurlyWurlys

1 pack of Fruit Pastilles

6 small cartons of Apple Juice

½ bottle of raspberry Crusha milkshake stuff

1 tub of cocoa powder

Bottle of squeezy honey

Fish sauce

Jar of mixed sweets

Packet of strawberry laces

½ pack of fizzy apple belts

1 pack of Strawberry Jelly

½ box of Nerds

A sample pack of Canderel sweetener tablets

A pocket pack of mints

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It’s not even like it’s a logical combination of things to all be in one cupboard! There really is no hope for me is there?