From the mouths of babes…

Caius: Tori, could you not stand under my feet, please?

Tori: I’m not, it’s just my bottom.

*

On opening their bedroom door at the end of a failed nap time.

Mummy: Where’s Arthur’s nappy gone?

Arthur: *looking pleased* BOTTOM!

Tori: It crawled under the door. It’s a mover nappy, they can move. And crawl under doors.