In a restaurant: Tori: *using a spring roll as a phone* SANTA, WHERE ARE YOU??? ****************************************** Tori: Daddy's a monster! Mummy: Oh, and what does Daddy-Monster eat? Tori: Carrots.
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Daddy: How many yoghurts are there, Tori? Tori: *pointing* One...ten...a pink one!!
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Daddy: Would you like some wine, Mummy? Tori: I like wine. Me have some? ***** At lunch time... Arthur: * frustrated squeal* Tori: Arfer! Don't sckeem. Shush! ***** Daddy: Tori, give Mummy and Daddy a bit of peace. Tori: No, it's Tori's Pizza.
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Daddy: Make a nice house for Penguin with the cushions. Tori: *Balances cushion against Penguin* *cushion falls over* Tori: Daddy make house! Daddy: No, Tori make a house for Penguin. I'll hold this cushion up while you get the other cushions. Tori: *piles other cushions up on the wrong side of original cushion* Mummy: No,… Continue reading Quotes of the Week
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Tori is throwing a tantrum... Mummy: I'll put you in bed if you carry on like that. Tori: No! Woke up!
Carole Finds Her Wings 