Arthur: I want to go to the puppy! Mummy: What puppy? Where? Arthur: I want to go to the puppy for dinner. Mummy: For dinner?? *very confused face* Arthur: Yes, I want to go to the puppy for dinner on the weekend. Mummy: …Do you mean the pub? Arthur: Yes! Puppy! Mummy: *facepalm*
We are walking into town for lunch and Tori is guessing where we are off to… Tori: Are we going to Spoons and Weathers? *
Tori and Arthur have just gone upstairs to get into bed… Tori: Mu-um! Arthur just used the back of my pyjamas as a tissue! (Yes, she was wearing said PJs at the time…) * Mummy: Arthur, say octopus. Arthur: Op… Purple one! Mummy: Pardon? Arthur: Oplusses!
Tori is playing with her cousin, Riley… Tori: He’s a very funny chap! * Tori: We live a very long way away. Nannan: Oh? How far? Tori: At the end of the road. * Arthur is playing on the iPad and is very excited about play the Cars game… Arthur: I’m excitinged. Caius, you excitinged?…… Continue reading Quotes of the Week
Mummy: Please can you put it in the bin? Arthur: But I don’t want to go to bed!! * Arthur is sat on the sofa, cuddling his feet to his face and licking his toes… Arthur: You’re my friends. Love you, feeties. *
Tori is sat on the sofa watching TV after school… T: Mu-um! I’m just fed up of walking. *
Tori comes in from outside… Caius, I’m wearing goosebumps all over my body. * Mummy: I expect you to eat some of your vegetables too. Tori (with a dramatic sigh): I’ve been eating peas for the last year! * Tori’s first week of school exhaustion is kicking in… Tori: My arm is too tired to…… Continue reading Quotes of the Week
Arthur: I don’t like cheese. Mummy: okay then *goes to eat Arthur’s cheese* Arthur: NOOOOO! That’s MINE! *stuffs cheese in mouth* Eurgh! I don’t like cheese. *spits cheese out*
Tori: Arthur, you’re annoying me. Arthur (indignantly): I’m not licking you! – Mummy: Can I have a hug? Arthur: No! Naughty Mummy. Not say please. On step, sit there, two minutes. Be good.
Arthur appears holding a tape measure… Arthur: Go catch fishes? ~ Mummy: What would you like on your toast kids? Tori: Jam and butter please. Arthur: Cake? ~ Eliza is visiting to help amuse the Smalls whilst I pack… Tori: Please may I have a drink? Eliza: I don’t know where the stuff is, you’ll…… Continue reading Quotes of the Week