Tori and Arthur have just gone upstairs to get into bed…
Tori: Mu-um! Arthur just used the back of my pyjamas as a tissue!
(Yes, she was wearing said PJs at the time…)
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Mummy: Arthur, say octopus.
Arthur: Op… Purple one!
Mummy: Pardon?
Arthur: Oplusses!
Carole Finds Her Wings 