Arthur: I want to go to the puppy! Mummy: What puppy? Where? Arthur: I want to go to the puppy for dinner. Mummy: For dinner?? *very confused face* Arthur: Yes, I want to go to the puppy for dinner on the weekend. Mummy: …Do you mean the pub? Arthur: Yes! Puppy! Mummy: *facepalm*
We are walking into town for lunch and Tori is guessing where we are off to… Tori: Are we going to Spoons and Weathers? *
Tori and Arthur have just gone upstairs to get into bed… Tori: Mu-um! Arthur just used the back of my pyjamas as a tissue! (Yes, she was wearing said PJs at the time…) * Mummy: Arthur, say octopus. Arthur: Op… Purple one! Mummy: Pardon? Arthur: Oplusses!
We are in town and I realise I have forgotten a parcel I need to post… Mummy: Oops, we’ll have to come back later because Mummy’s rubbish and forgot the parcel. Arthur: Yeah, Mummy rubbish, put in bin. Bypasser: *bursts out laughing* * Arthur: I’m you sister. Mummy: No, you’re my son. Arthur: I’m not…… Continue reading Quotes of the Week
Tori: Arthur, you’re annoying me. Arthur (indignantly): I’m not licking you! – Mummy: Can I have a hug? Arthur: No! Naughty Mummy. Not say please. On step, sit there, two minutes. Be good.
Tori is sat colouring in, Arthur runs into the front room at high speed… Arthur: Mummy, Mummy! My car’s melting! Mummy: Oh no. What’s happened? Tori: It fell in the lava, didn’t it Arthur? Arthur: Yeah burning! Melting! Oh no! ~ We are sat at the table in a cafe eating lunch. Tori needs a…… Continue reading Quotes of the Week
We are visiting my grandparents, Tori and Arthur are with my gran in her bedroom playing… Tori: *bossily* Go out and shut the door. Grandan: I beg your pardon? Tori: Oh, er… Can you shut the door please? * Grandan is talking to Arthur… Grandan: Are you a good boy? Arthur: Yeah. me good always.…… Continue reading Quotes of the Week
Tori and Arthur are dressed in pirate hats and running round with foam cutlasses… Arthur: Me parrot! *waves cutlass* …and a little later Tori forgets the word for cutlass… Tori: Put your customer in the bowl, Arthur! ~ Caius is sat in the garden waving a pink fluffy wand around… Tori (in a tone of…… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week
For a couple of days, Liam was the Smalls’ favourite person… We are in our front room. Liam is presumably at his house. Arthur: Want to go home and see Liam. ~ Tori: Where are we going? Mummy: We just said you had to be good all the way to town and back, so where…… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week
We are watching peacocks strut around Warwick Castle grounds… Mummy: Arthur, say ‘peacock’. Arthur: Apricot! ~ Slowly climbing down the spiral staircase of a castle tower. It’s a bit dark… Arthur: Frightened! Dinosaurs! *cries* ~ Tori: He’s normally awake when he wakes up. ~ We are at Hoo Farm… Arthur: HORSEY! Mummy: No, Arthur, it’s…… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week