We are in town and I realise I have forgotten a parcel I need to post…
Mummy: Oops, we’ll have to come back later because Mummy’s rubbish and forgot the parcel.
Arthur: Yeah, Mummy rubbish, put in bin.
Bypasser: *bursts out laughing*
Arthur: I’m you sister.
Mummy: No, you’re my son.
Arthur: I’m not sun – I’m boy!
We are driving home on the school run when suddenly out of nowhere…
Arthur: We go camping!
Caius: Where did that come from?!
Arthur: The shop!