We are in town and I realise I have forgotten a parcel I need to post…
Mummy: Oops, we’ll have to come back later because Mummy’s rubbish and forgot the parcel.
Arthur: Yeah, Mummy rubbish, put in bin.
Bypasser: *bursts out laughing*

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Arthur: I’m you sister.

Mummy: No, you’re my son.

Arthur: I’m not sun – I’m boy!

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We are driving home on the school run when suddenly out of nowhere…

Arthur: We go camping!

Caius: Where did that come from?!

Arthur: The shop!