At UWC: Me: I unplugged whatever it was that was switched off to plug my laptop in. Liberty: Oh, that's okay - it's just the cupboard. Me, Taylor and Apollo: *confused faces* Your cupboard has a plug? * Tori: I don't like porridge. Mummy: You used to. Tori: Yeah, when I was a bear.
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Quotes Of The Week
From the mouths of babes... * Driving to the Christingle service at Ellerdine on Christmas Eve... Arthur: Moon! Moon! Moon! Moon! Moon! Moon! Moon! Mummy: ...Arthur, they're street lights... * On Christmas Day, Tori walks into the front room and up to her Uncle Nad... Tori: You're my wife! * Tori: I'm going to be… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week
Quotes Of The Week
From the mouths of babes... I'm making chocolate fudge in the kitchen. Caius and Tori are with me. Tori: What's that? Me: Chocolate fudge. Tori: Fudge *raucous laughter* Caius, do you love me when I say fudge? Me & Caius: *exchange slightly fearful look* * Me (to Caius): Stop trying to be Nearly-Headless Nick behind… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week
Quotes Of The Week
From the mouths of babes... Mummy: Use the door handle, Arthur. It's above your head. Arthur: *headbutts door underneath handle* Ow. * Tori: I don't want to use that tissue, it's got a hole in it. Mummy: It still works just fine. Tori: But my nose might get stuck in it 'cause there's a hole!
Quotes of the Week
From the mouths of babes... (Playing Hide and Seek. Again.) Tori: I'm going to go hide in my bed. You count and then come and find me. * (We arrive at school at lunchtime. There are several other mum's waiting to go and pick up their kids. Tori is the only child waiting to go… Continue reading Quotes of the Week

