Daddy: How many yoghurts are there, Tori? Tori: *pointing* One...ten...a pink one!!
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Mummy: Are you making a mess? Tori: Spoon. Nomnoms. Table. WHEE! *smears food into table* Me: It's meant to go in your mouth. Tori: *nods* Naughty girl. ************** Tori: *goes to touch laptop screen* Mummy: *opens mouth to say no* Tori: Finger not on screem Mummy: Yes. What you said. Tori: yeah. Me.
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It won’t fit in the cupboard…
I went to unpack the shopping and despaired at the state of one of my cupboards and decided I needed to pull everything out and rearrange it. The cupboard turned out to be like Mary Poppins' bag and I'm now surrounded by its contents wondering how on earth I'm supposed to get it all back… Continue reading It won’t fit in the cupboard…
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Tori: *holding a colouring book* Very hot! Hot! Mummy: Has anyone ever told you that you talk absolute rubbish? Tori: Yeah. ****** Tori: *clutching a pair of Daddy's boxers from the clean washing basket* Wash wash Mummy! Mummy: *looks up* Pardon? Tori: *shoves boxers in Mummy's face* Wash Mummy!! Mummy: Cheers for that. Least they… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week
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Tori: Mummy! Put Baby in cupboard now? Please? ******* *Feeding Arthur Calpol* Mummy: Now swallow it. Arthur: *Beaming smile. Highly amused giggle* Mummy: That's very cute but it's not swallowing. Arthur: *Giggles again. Spits out entire mouthful of calpol. Beams* Mummy: *sigh* ***** Tori: Shoes! Baby shoes! Mummy: You want to put your shoes on?… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week
Carole Finds Her Wings 