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Quotes Of The Week


Tori is playing with her cooker and picnic play set and decides to wander over and start prodding Arthur with a pair of forks. Mummy: Tori, leave him alone. Tori: But my forking him. Mummy: *trying to keep a straight face* Arthur doesn't want forking, just leave him be. Tori: *nodding* My fork him nicely… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week

Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week


This week's quote is from my Mum rather than Tori.... Me: When did they stop hanging people in this country? Mum: I'm not sure but I remember being hanged. Me: *confused face* Mum: Er...I mean, I remember people being hanged. *much laughter*  

Quotes of the Week

Quotes Of The Week


Daddy: Would you like some wine, Mummy? Tori: I like wine. Me have some? ***** At lunch time... Arthur: * frustrated squeal* Tori: Arfer! Don't sckeem. Shush! ***** Daddy: Tori, give Mummy and Daddy a bit of peace. Tori: No, it's Tori's Pizza.

Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week


Daddy: Make a nice house for Penguin with the cushions. Tori: *Balances cushion against Penguin* *cushion falls over* Tori: Daddy make house! Daddy: No, Tori make a house for Penguin. I'll hold this cushion up while you get the other cushions. Tori: *piles other cushions up on the wrong side of original cushion* Mummy: No,… Continue reading Quotes of the Week