Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week


Tori is throwing a tantrum... Mummy: I'll put you in bed if you carry on like that. Tori: No! Woke up!  

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Quotes Of The Week


Tori: Swing, Daddy! Daddy: But Daddy's tired! Tori: Like a frog. Daddy: What's like a frog? Tori: Swing like a frog! Daddy: Swing like a frog?! Tori: Yeah. Like a frog. *****   Tori: Want to come up! Daddy: Come up to where? Tori: Down.

Quotes of the Week · Toddler

Quotes Of The Week


Mummy: Are you making a mess? Tori: Spoon. Nomnoms. Table. WHEE! *smears food into table* Me: It's meant to go in your mouth. Tori: *nods* Naughty girl. ************** Tori: *goes to touch laptop screen* Mummy: *opens mouth to say no* Tori: Finger not on screem Mummy: Yes. What you said. Tori: yeah. Me.

Quotes of the Week · Toddler

Quotes Of The Week


Tori: *holding a colouring book* Very hot! Hot! Mummy: Has anyone ever told you that you talk absolute rubbish? Tori: Yeah. ****** Tori: *clutching a pair of Daddy's boxers from the clean washing basket* Wash wash Mummy! Mummy: *looks up* Pardon? Tori: *shoves boxers in Mummy's face* Wash Mummy!! Mummy: Cheers for that. Least they… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week

Quotes of the Week · Toddler

Quotes Of The Week


Tori: Mummy! Put Baby in cupboard now? Please? ******* *Feeding Arthur Calpol* Mummy: Now swallow it. Arthur: *Beaming smile. Highly amused giggle* Mummy: That's very cute but it's not swallowing. Arthur: *Giggles again. Spits out entire mouthful of calpol. Beams* Mummy: *sigh* ***** Tori: Shoes! Baby shoes! Mummy: You want to put your shoes on?… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week