Dear Arthur Harry,

You are beautiful. I love you.

All My Love,

Mummy

 

*****

Dear Tori Kathryn,

You are being brilliant with your new brother. I know he is a bit scary for you and you are being very brave and lovely. Especially when you try and share with him.

All My Love,

Mummy

 

*****

Dear Body,

Sorry about the last 9 months, particularly last Tuesday. But it was all worth it, I promise.

Yours,

Stiff-and-Achey

 

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Dear Spring,

You were here on Tuesday – where did you go?

Yours,

A Bit Chilly

 

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Dear CBeebies,

Why are you such compulsive watching? I keep forgetting to turn you off.

Yours,

Square-eyed and Brain-mushed