Dear Weather, Congratulations on reaching Summer temperatures. Now let’s work on the sunshine bit instead of these rubbish grey skies, eh? Yours hopefully, Sick-Of-Muggy-Grey-Days ***** Dear Head, I know you are officially a Fruit-and-Nut-Case but I’m a bit sick of it now to be honest. I have been to see the doctor today…… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Click this to see everyone else’s de-stress letters 🙂 Dear Moths, Midges and other Summer Evening Insect-Life, You live outside. I live inside. You are not invited. Go away. Yours, Fed-Up-Of-Chasing-You-Out ***** Dear Arthur, Bed time was ages ago. GOOOOOO TOOOO SLEEEEEEEP! All my love, Wanting-Some-Me-Time ***** Dear Boyracers, I’m bored of…… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Dear Jehovah’s Witnesses, Not one visit in two years and then twice in three weeks. Really? Did Sy’s ‘I used to be one but now I’ve seen sense’ speech not go in the first time? Yours, Amused-But-Still-Not-Convinced ***** Dear People Fitting The New Shower, Please arrive today, 3 days showerless is 3 too many. Especially…… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Dear Chip-Resistant Nail Varnish, You fail. Yours, Having-To-Reapply ***** Dear Giant Wasp/Hornet, Thank you for leaving so amicably yesterday. You were fascinating but also a little scary. Yours, Relieved-Wildlife-Lover ***** Dear Doctor, Before putting in my contraceptive implant you said – ‘You may get a slight bruise afterwards.’ You lied. I have a very definite…… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Dear Prince William & Kate, Only an hour and a half to go – good luck!! Lots of Love, Carole, Tori & Arthur (glued-to-the-tv) ***** Dear Tori, You are very snotty today – please accept this and let me wipe your nose without throwing a tantrum. Snot down to your chin is so not a…… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Dear Arthur, I’m sorry I took you to the hospital and let the mean nurses prod you and poke you and do the nasty blood tests but it’s all for the best. I love you, Mummy x ***** Dear Sunshine, Where’d you go? Come back!! Yours hopefully, Chilly ***** Dear Sy, Sorry I’m…… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Dear Arthur, Night time is for sleeping in. Not for being awake for hours staring around cutely, hiccuping, eating too much, throwing up all over Mummy/your bed/the floor, staring around some more and another lot of hiccups or two. When you go for option two the next day is horrible because Mummy is a zombie…… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Dear Mountain of Clean Washing If you could just form an orderly queue and march yourselves into the appropriate drawers and wardrobes instead of loitering in the basket, that would be great. Yours hopefully, Lethargic New-Mum-Of-Two ***** Dear Arthur, Can you work on your timing please? Weeing just after I take your nappy off…… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Dear Arthur Harry, You are beautiful. I love you. All My Love, Mummy ***** Dear Tori Kathryn, You are being brilliant with your new brother. I know he is a bit scary for you and you are being very brave and lovely. Especially when you try and share with him. All My Love, Mummy…… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Dear Brown-Dribbly-Stain-That-Keeps-Appearing-On-The-Inside-Of-The-Bathroom-Door, 1. What are you? – You make it look like we throw coffee around in our bathroom. (We don’t.) 2. Please stop coming back. – I keep cleaning you off and there you are two days later regardless. Yours, Puzzled-Housewife ***** Dear BabyBump, It is your official due-date tomorrow. You were supposed…… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Carole Finds Her Wings 