Dear Prince William & Kate,

Only an hour and a half to go – good luck!!

Lots of Love,

Carole, Tori & Arthur (glued-to-the-tv)

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Dear Tori,

You are very snotty today – please accept this and let me wipe your nose without throwing a tantrum. Snot down to your chin is so not a good look….

All My Love,

Slightly-Disgusted-Mummy

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Dear Arthur,

Your smiles this morning when you were playing with Hoo Pig were even more beautiful than all the dresses on the TV put together.

All My Love,

Mummy

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Dear Victoria Beckham,

1) You are at the event of the year – SMILE for Heaven’s sake.

2) As pointed out on Twitter, your hat looks like a pork pie with a double helix stuck to it – was that the best one you had in your extensive wardrobe?

3) All black? It’s a wedding, not a funeral.

Yours,

Bemused-ex-Spice-Girls-fan

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Dear Sy,

I will do the housework after the Wedding – Royal Weddings happen once in a blue moon, housework is always there.

Sorry.

All My Love

Carole-e

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Dear Most-Women-At-The-Wedding,

You all look like your hats are falling off the way you are wearing them halfway down your faces like that. Is it not horribly irritating??

Yours,

Clearly-Not-Fashionable-Commoner

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