Dear Jehovah’s Witnesses,
Not one visit in two years and then twice in three weeks. Really? Did Sy’s ‘I used to be one but now I’ve seen sense’ speech not go in the first time?
Dear People Fitting The New Shower,
Please arrive today, 3 days showerless is 3 too many. Especially with 2 small children.
Dear Weekend Weather,
It is June & I am spending the weekend in a tent with two children under 2. Please don’t be mean to us.
Why are you never enough?
Any chance of doing yourself (not the rude way)? No? Really?