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Dear So-And-So

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Dear Mountain of Clean Washing

If you could just form an orderly queue and march yourselves into the appropriate drawers and wardrobes instead of loitering in the basket, that would be great.

Yours hopefully,

Lethargic New-Mum-Of-Two

 

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Dear Arthur,

Can you work on your timing please? Weeing just after I take your nappy off is not cool. Neither is filling your nice clean nappy 30 seconds after I finish getting you dressed again. Or throwing up on the only pair of clean trousers I have that fit me. Thanks.

All My Love,

Mummy

 

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Dear Everyone in Wem,

I am not great at driving the single stroller, the double one may take me a while to master. Forgive me if I get in your way, I will get better. Promise.

Yours,

The-Apologetic-One-That-Can’t-Steer-The-Cool-Double-Buggy-In-A-Straight-Line

 

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Dear Tori,

You are a rubbish advert for Johnson’s No More Tears formula. Please can you scream just a little less when Mummy washes your hair? It’s really not that bad. Honest.

All My Love,

Mummy

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Published by CaroleHeidi

I'm a 30-something mum of two Not-So-Small humans, a cat, & a rottweiler. I read a lot, write a bit, eat too much cake and have dubious taste in music. I'm a Leader in Squirrel & Cub Scouts, and if I'm not at home, I'm probably at the Scout Hut. My hair is usually some shade of blue...

2 thoughts on “Dear So-And-So”

  1. Dear Carole

    Ignore the washing…. trying to clean while children are still growing is like shovelling snow while it’s still snowing.

    As for the driving…. just get some ‘L’ plates….or bullbars for the obstinate ones who refuse to move out of the way 🙂

    Little boys love to do that…it’s their favourite trick!!

    Lots of love…Bee x

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