Quotes of the Week · Toddler

Quotes Of The Week

CaroleHeidi

Tori: *from in her playpen* Mummy! Get down?

Mummy: You can come out if you’re a good girl. Are you going to play nicely?

Tori: Yeah.

Mummy: Promise?

Tori: *looks thoughtful* No.

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Tori: *bangs crayon on back of potty¹*

Daddy: *Looks down at Tori*

Tori: *hands Daddy crayon*

Daddy: *bangs crayon on back of potty and offers it to Tori*

Tori: *looks at Daddy like he’s being silly* No! Colour! *points at book*

¹Said potty has never been used for its actual purpose. It is generally used as a crayon holder…

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I'm a 30-something mum of two Not-So-Small humans, a cat, & a rottweiler. I read a lot, write a bit, eat too much cake and have dubious taste in music. I'm a Leader in Squirrel & Cub Scouts, and if I'm not at home, I'm probably at the Scout Hut. My hair is usually some shade of blue...

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