Quotes of the Week · Uncategorized

Quotes Of The Week

CaroleHeidi

In a restaurant:

Tori: *using a spring roll as a phone* SANTA, WHERE ARE YOU???

 

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Tori: Daddy’s a monster!

Mummy: Oh, and what does Daddy-Monster eat?

Tori: Carrots.

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Published by CaroleHeidi

I'm a 30-something mum of two Not-So-Small humans, a cat, & a rottweiler. I read a lot, write a bit, eat too much cake and have dubious taste in music. I'm a Leader in Squirrel & Cub Scouts, and if I'm not at home, I'm probably at the Scout Hut. My hair is usually some shade of blue...

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