Quotes of the Week

Quotes Of The Week


At my parents’ house, the cuckoo clock goes off…

Tori: Wow! It’s a porcupine!

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Caius stands on my bare foot in his shoes.

Me: Ow

Caius: I was hoping you wouldn’t notice that…

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Mummy: Do you know what the special sticker you stick on letters is called, Tori?

Tori: Yeah. A fairy!

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Arthur slept in our bed after a restless evening where he kept waking Tori up. Tori woke up as usual in the morning and went to wake him up, only to find his bed empty and unslept in.

Tori: *distraught wail* Muuuuummyyy! Arthur’s gone!

At least we know she cares…

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