Tori comes in from outside…
Caius, I’m wearing goosebumps all over my body.
Mummy: I expect you to eat some of your vegetables too.
Tori (with a dramatic sigh): I’ve been eating peas for the last year!
Tori’s first week of school exhaustion is kicking in…
Tori: My arm is too tired to do any more scraping out… And my mouth is tired of opening and closing to eat.
It is about 10pm and Tori has got up to go to the loo…
Tori: Mum, it’s okay! I didn’t flush myself away.