Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week


Tori: {Looking at the nails sat on the half-constructed cupboard} Caius, what are all these pine needles for? * {Playing hide and seek. Tori is hiding, Mummy is seeking} Mummy: {not moving} Is Tori behind the sofa? Tori: Nope! Mummy: Is she under the table? Tori: Nope! Mummy: Is she on the bookshelf? Tori: No!… Continue reading Quotes of the Week

Life · Quotes of the Week · Toddler

Quotes Of The Week


From the mouths of babes... Tori: {points at Caius's Github T-shirt} Cats like puddles but they don't like rain. * Tori: {standing next to empty bathtub} Is Arthur in the bath? * {Caius puts his raincoat over his head} Tori: Hahahahahahahaha - you look like a big blue woman. * Mummy: What's your name, Arthur?… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week

Quotes of the Week

Quotes Of The Week


The kids have been with Sy this week as he had it off work so this week's quote is from my Dad: Dad (to car): Climate! Car: Climate. Me & Mum: (impressed) Oooo! Dad: Fan speed! Car: Command cancelled. Me & Mum: *burst out laughing* Dad: (indignant) You can't say that!

Parenting · Quotes of the Week · Toddler

Quotes Of The Week


Tori is playing with her cooker and picnic play set and decides to wander over and start prodding Arthur with a pair of forks. Mummy: Tori, leave him alone. Tori: But my forking him. Mummy: *trying to keep a straight face* Arthur doesn't want forking, just leave him be. Tori: *nodding* My fork him nicely… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week

Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week


This week's quote is from my Mum rather than Tori.... Me: When did they stop hanging people in this country? Mum: I'm not sure but I remember being hanged. Me: *confused face* Mum: Er...I mean, I remember people being hanged. *much laughter*