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Mummy: What would you like for lunch? Arthur: Peas. Mummy: Would you likes something else to go with your peas? Arthur: Uuuuumm. No. Mummy: Right, so you just want peas? Arthur: *thoughtful face* Errrr, yeah. *  

Quotes of the Week

Quotes Of The Week


Walking to school on a beautiful sunny morning. Tori: Mum, the sky is made of lip balm. I can smell it. * Arthur was sick overnight, he and Tori were talking in the car later in the day... Tori: Are you okay, Arthur? Arthur: *Shakes his head and sighs mournfully* No.

Quotes of the Week

Quotes Of The Week


At my parents' house, the cuckoo clock goes off... Tori: Wow! It's a porcupine! * Caius stands on my bare foot in his shoes. Me: Ow Caius: I was hoping you wouldn't notice that... * Mummy: Do you know what the special sticker you stick on letters is called, Tori? Tori: Yeah. A fairy! *… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week

Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week


Tori: I'm being very good so can I have a sticker? Mummy: People who ask for stickers don't get them. Tori: I'm not asking, I was just talking about them. * We are walking into town and Tori spots an Audi parked in a layby... Tori: Look, Mummy! It's an Olympic car!

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Quotes Of The Week


I think we need to work on Arthur's pronunciation a bit after this week's classics... * Watching CBeebies with Artie. TV: 'X is for fox at the end of his tail!' Artie: F*CK! * Arthur is standing in the hall pointing. Artie: Bummer! Bummer! Bummer! Mummy: Pardon? Artie: *pointing madly* Bummer! Mummy: *notices towel hanging… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week