Mummy: What would you like for lunch? Arthur: Peas. Mummy: Would you likes something else to go with your peas? Arthur: Uuuuumm. No. Mummy: Right, so you just want peas? Arthur: *thoughtful face* Errrr, yeah. *
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Tori: I'm being very good so can I have a sticker? Mummy: People who ask for stickers don't get them. Tori: I'm not asking, I was just talking about them. * We are walking into town and Tori spots an Audi parked in a layby... Tori: Look, Mummy! It's an Olympic car!
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I think we need to work on Arthur's pronunciation a bit after this week's classics... * Watching CBeebies with Artie. TV: 'X is for fox at the end of his tail!' Artie: F*CK! * Arthur is standing in the hall pointing. Artie: Bummer! Bummer! Bummer! Mummy: Pardon? Artie: *pointing madly* Bummer! Mummy: *notices towel hanging… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week
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From the front room I hear: Arthur (shouting): Help! Help! Down! Help! Tori: Coming Arthur! *pause* I'm sorry, I can't help you. Arthur (disappointed tone): Okay *heavy sigh* I then walk into the room to find Arthur stuck in a box with his knees round his ears and a look of resigned acceptance on his… Continue reading Quotes of the Week
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Arthur: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Caius: I'm not Daddy! Arthur: Mummy, Mummy, Mummy! Caius: Nope. Arthur: *pauses* CAI-CAI!

