From the mouths of babes... Tori: {points at Caius's Github T-shirt} Cats like puddles but they don't like rain. * Tori: {standing next to empty bathtub} Is Arthur in the bath? * {Caius puts his raincoat over his head} Tori: Hahahahahahahaha - you look like a big blue woman. * Mummy: What's your name, Arthur?… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week
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Quotes Of The Week
From the mouths of babes... Tori: Mummy my pants aren't working - my bottom's hanging out! * Tori: {eyeing up Mummy's Marzipan} Mummy, I want some of that. Mummy: Do you like it? Tori: Yes. It's my very favourite. Mummy: What is it? Tori: I don't know. Mummy: So how do you know it's your… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week
Quotes Of The Week
From the mouths of babes... Tori: {sits playing with her toy farm} Get off my fence! I'm not on your fence I'm on your fruit bat. *
‘I Don’t Want To!’
If I had 50p for every time Tori has said that since she went to bed this evening I'd be able to afford a Chinese takeaway for two. She's not feeling too bright, with a cough and a sniffle, and this has manifested itself in the stubborn decision that she doesn't want to go to… Continue reading ‘I Don’t Want To!’
Mr Perfect
(Well, that is perhaps a bit of an exaggeration but he's not a bad kid 😉 )

