1. What are you? – You make it look like we throw coffee around in our bathroom. (We don’t.)
2. Please stop coming back. – I keep cleaning you off and there you are two days later regardless.
It is your official due-date tomorrow. You were supposed to be early. You clearly aren’t. Get on with it – February is running out and everyone has their birthday in March. Why not be different and not follow the crowd?
All My Love,
Dear Royal Mail,
We do have a letter box. We like post. Please combine the two more regularly than you have been. Thank you.
The Family At 14a
Why have you suddenly decided it is fun to kick Mummy when she is trying to change your nappy? Mummy and Bump don’t like it much. Please stop it and go back to just trying to roll over/stand up. That was annoying but at least it wasn’t violent.
All My Love,
I am sorry it’s been so long since I worked with you. You have made me feel much better today even though I did have to undo and redo a big bit earlier because I can’t count or tell the difference between ‘Light Grey’ and ‘Cream’. That is not really your fault, just me being thick.
Thank you for putting up with me over the last few days. I’ve not been much fun but you have all done your best to make me smile. And succeeded many times. You are all brilliant.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Lots of Love,