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Dear Brown-Dribbly-Stain-That-Keeps-Appearing-On-The-Inside-Of-The-Bathroom-Door,

1. What are you? – You make it look like we throw coffee around in our bathroom. (We don’t.)

Any ideas folks? Or is our bathroom just haunted?

2. Please stop coming back. – I keep cleaning you off and there you are two days later regardless.

Yours,

Puzzled-Housewife

*****

Dear BabyBump,

It is your official due-date tomorrow. You were supposed to be early. You clearly aren’t. Get on with it – February is running out and everyone has their birthday in March. Why not be different and not follow the crowd?

All My Love,

Fed-Up-Of-Waiting Mummy-To-Be

*****

Dear Royal Mail,

We do have a letter box. We like post. Please combine the two more regularly than you have been. Thank you.

Yours,

The Family At 14a

*****

Dear Tori,

Why have you suddenly decided it is fun to kick Mummy when she is trying to change your nappy? Mummy and Bump don’t like it much. Please stop it and go back to just trying to roll over/stand up. That was annoying but at least it wasn’t violent.

All My Love,

Battered-Mummy

*****

Dear Cross-Stitch,

I am sorry it’s been so long since I worked with you. You have made me feel much better today even though I did have to undo and redo a big bit earlier because I can’t count or tell the difference between ‘Light Grey’ and ‘Cream’. That is not really your fault, just me being thick.

Thank You,

Much-More-Relaxed-Than-This-Morning Carole

*****

Dear Everyone,

Thank you for putting up with me over the last few days. I’ve not been much fun but you have all done your best to make me smile. And succeeded many times. You are all brilliant.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Lots of Love,

Carole/@caroleheidi/Mummy

6 thoughts on “Dear So-And-So

  1. Tee hee, lovely letters. DD used to kick me too. OH still has to stand to the side sometimes or he gets a swift one in the wrong place. Ouch! Still got my crossed babe arrives sooner rather than later:D

  2. The brown stains look similar to the yellow ones that used to appear in the bathroom in mine and my boyfriend’s house in Watford last year. It was the paint. It didn’t like the steam in the bathroom so we got yellow lines and drips down the wall, like your brown ones. Was a right pain.

    It might not be the same thing, but I thought I’d make a suggestion.

    Hope Bump makes an appearance soon!

    (P.S. I’ve never commented on your blog before, but I read it a lot. You know me as KalDodgson on Twitter.)

    1. Hmm could be that. We have tried cleaning the top of the door in case it was the steam getting full of the dust from that and dribbling down. It’s a right bugger!

      Thanks for commenting 🙂 xxxx

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