Quotes Of The Week

Tori: Mummy! Put Baby in cupboard now? Please?

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*Feeding Arthur Calpol*

Mummy: Now swallow it.

Arthur: *Beaming smile. Highly amused giggle*

Mummy: That’s very cute but it’s not swallowing.

Arthur: *Giggles again. Spits out entire mouthful of calpol. Beams*

Mummy: *sigh*

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Tori: Shoes! Baby shoes!

Mummy: You want to put your shoes on?

Tori: Yeah.

*puts on shoes*

Tori: Baby reins? On now.

Mummy: You want your reins on?

Tori: Yeah.

Mummy: Why?

Tori: Now pleeeeease!

Mummy: *confused* Okay…

*puts on reins*

Tori: Come on Mummy. Bye!

Mummy: Where are you going?

Tori: Swim now. Bye.

Mummy: We can’t go swimming now!

Tori: Yeah! Swim now. Come on Mummy. Please. Swim. BYE!