Quotes of the Week · Toddler

Quotes Of The Week

CaroleHeidi

Tori: *holding a colouring book* Very hot! Hot!

Mummy: Has anyone ever told you that you talk absolute rubbish?

Tori: Yeah.

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Tori: *clutching a pair of Daddy’s boxers from the clean washing basket* Wash wash Mummy!

Mummy: *looks up* Pardon?

Tori: *shoves boxers in Mummy’s face* Wash Mummy!!

Mummy: Cheers for that. Least they were clean.

Tori: Nice wash! Again?

Mummy: No thank you.

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Tori: Nomnoms please!

Mummy: What nomnoms would you like?

Tori: Menom!

Mummy: You want a lemon for lunch?

Tori: Yeah. Menom please!

Have I ever mentioned she's beautiful as well as totally potty?
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Published by CaroleHeidi

I'm a 30-something mum of two Not-So-Small humans, a cat, & a rottweiler. I read a lot, write a bit, eat too much cake and have dubious taste in music. I'm a Leader in Squirrel & Cub Scouts, and if I'm not at home, I'm probably at the Scout Hut. My hair is usually some shade of blue...

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