Mummy: Are you making a mess?
Tori: Spoon. Nomnoms. Table. WHEE! *smears food into table*
Me: It’s meant to go in your mouth.
Tori: *nods* Naughty girl.
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Tori: *goes to touch laptop screen*
Mummy: *opens mouth to say no*
Tori: Finger not on screem
Mummy: Yes. What you said.
Tori: yeah. Me.
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I'm a 30-something mum of two Not-So-Small humans, a cat, & a rottweiler. I read a lot, write a bit, eat too much cake and have dubious taste in music.
I'm a Leader in Squirrel & Cub Scouts, and if I'm not at home, I'm probably at the Scout Hut.
My hair is usually some shade of blue...
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