Arthur: I do poo. Massive poo! Dont like it, eat it?
Mummy: No, you don’t eat poo.
Arthur: Lesley eat it?
Mummy: No, she doesn’t eat poo either.
Arthur: Tori eat it?
Mummy: No Arthur, people don’t eat poo.
Arthur: *pauses to think* Sheep eat poo?
Mummy: Um… sometimes – but they’re silly.
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I'm a 30-something mum of two Not-So-Small humans, a cat, & a rottweiler. I read a lot, write a bit, eat too much cake and have dubious taste in music.
I'm a Leader in Squirrel & Cub Scouts, and if I'm not at home, I'm probably at the Scout Hut.
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