Arthur: I do poo. Massive poo! Dont like it, eat it?

Mummy: No, you don’t eat poo.

Arthur: Lesley eat it?

Mummy: No, she doesn’t eat poo either.

Arthur: Tori eat it?

Mummy: No Arthur, people don’t eat poo.

Arthur: *pauses to think* Sheep eat poo?

Mummy: Um… sometimes – but they’re silly.

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