Arthur: I do poo. Massive poo! Dont like it, eat it?
Mummy: No, you don’t eat poo.
Arthur: Lesley eat it?
Mummy: No, she doesn’t eat poo either.
Arthur: Tori eat it?
Mummy: No Arthur, people don’t eat poo.
Arthur: *pauses to think* Sheep eat poo?
Mummy: Um… sometimes – but they’re silly.
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