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I think we need to work on Arthur's pronunciation a bit after this week's classics... * Watching CBeebies with Artie. TV: 'X is for fox at the end of his tail!' Artie: F*CK! * Arthur is standing in the hall pointing. Artie: Bummer! Bummer! Bummer! Mummy: Pardon? Artie: *pointing madly* Bummer! Mummy: *notices towel hanging… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week

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Quotes of the Week


From the front room I hear: Arthur (shouting): Help! Help! Down! Help! Tori: Coming Arthur! *pause* I'm sorry, I can't help you. Arthur (disappointed tone): Okay *heavy sigh* I then walk into the room to find Arthur stuck in a box with his knees round his ears and a look of resigned acceptance on his… Continue reading Quotes of the Week

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Quotes of the Week


Tori has conjunctivitis and has been sent home from school. We are on our way to the doctors. Tori: I don't want to go to the doctors. Mummy: Why not? The doctor will give you something to stop your eye from hurting. Tori: But it's made my eye pink and if I don't go to… Continue reading Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week · Toddler

Quotes of the Week


Arthur: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Caius: I'm not Daddy! Arthur: Mummy, Mummy, Mummy! Caius: Nope. Arthur: *pauses* CAI-CAI!

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Quotes Of The Week


Tori and Arthur are playing with Duplo. Tori gets very defensive over a small red block. Tori: This one is the compost. Arthur: po-co! po-co! po-co! MINE! Tori: No, Arthur, I want the compost. You can't put it on the slide. Arthur: Po-co WHEEEEE! Mummy: Why is it compost? Tori: To go on the chicken.… Continue reading Quotes Of The Week