Tori has conjunctivitis and has been sent home from school. We are on our way to the doctors.

Tori: I don’t want to go to the doctors.

Mummy: Why not? The doctor will give you something to stop your eye from hurting.

Tori: But it’s made my eye pink and if I don’t go to the doctors then all of me will turn pink. I like pink.

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Tori emerges from her bedroom with an empty sweet tube.

Tori: Would you like some waterproof water? It tastes of strawberries.

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