Quotes of the Week

Daddy: Make a nice house for Penguin with the cushions.

Tori: *Balances cushion against Penguin*

*cushion falls over*

Tori: Daddy make house!

Daddy: No, Tori make a house for Penguin. I’ll hold this cushion up while you get the other cushions.

Tori: *piles other cushions up on the wrong side of original cushion*

Mummy: No, they need to go round Penguin to make walls.

Tori: *walks around penguin looking slightly confused*

Mummy: *laughing* No, the cushions need to go around Penguin, not you!

Tori: *picks up pile of cushions then carries them around penguin looking slightly confused*

Mummy: *cries laughing*

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*Nannan takes lid off Romanesco Cauliflower at dinner time*

Tori: Oooo! Dinosaur!

 

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And here we have a Bonus Quote starring Daddy – which explains where Tori gets her confusion in the top quote from:

*making scones*

Mummy: It’s your bit now. Roll it out with the rolling pin.

Daddy: What do I do? How? *ignores rolling pin and pokes dough in a puzzled manor*

Mummy: No, roll it. With the rolling pin.

Daddy: *picks up rolling pin and turns slowly in a circle*

Mummy: *resists urge to headbutt kitchen surface* The dough. Roll the dough.

Daddy: Oh! *rolls dough*