Tori: I’m being very good so can I have a sticker?
Mummy: People who ask for stickers don’t get them.
Tori: I’m not asking, I was just talking about them.
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We are walking into town and Tori spots an Audi parked in a layby…
Tori: Look, Mummy! It’s an Olympic car!
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I'm a 30-something mum of two Not-So-Small humans, a cat, & a rottweiler. I read a lot, write a bit, eat too much cake and have dubious taste in music.
I'm a Leader in Squirrel & Cub Scouts, and if I'm not at home, I'm probably at the Scout Hut.
My hair is usually some shade of blue...
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