Tori in the bathroom:
Tori: Naughty toilet seat!
Tori has earache:
Mummy: We’ll go get you some Calpol.
Tori: *sounding panicked* Don’t put it in my ear though!!
Arthur hasn’t seen Caius since Monday, it is now Thursday afternoon:
Mummy: He’s not home yet.
Arthur: *climbs onto Caius’s office chair* CAICAI! CUDDLE!
Mummy: In the morning, he’s not home yet.
Arthur: CAICAI! PLEEEEEEEEEASE!
Looking at a toy polar bear:
Mummy: How many eyes has he got?
Mummy: How many ears?
Mummy: How many noses?
Mummy: How many feet?
Arthur: *turns bear over to count* One, two, one, two… NINE!