We are visiting my grandparents, Tori and Arthur are with my gran in her bedroom playing…

Tori: *bossily* Go out and shut the door.

Grandan: I beg your pardon?

Tori: Oh, er… Can you shut the door please?

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Grandan is talking to Arthur…

Grandan: Are you a good boy?

Arthur: Yeah. me good always. Always good boy. *nods*

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Tori: I need to brush my teeth because my teeth are sticking out.

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Caius: I feel like a new man!

Tori: You look like a girl.

Mummy: *cries laughing*

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