We are visiting my grandparents, Tori and Arthur are with my gran in her bedroom playing…
Tori: *bossily* Go out and shut the door.
Grandan: I beg your pardon?
Tori: Oh, er… Can you shut the door please?
Grandan is talking to Arthur…
Grandan: Are you a good boy?
Arthur: Yeah. me good always. Always good boy. *nods*
Tori: I need to brush my teeth because my teeth are sticking out.
Caius: I feel like a new man!
Tori: You look like a girl.
Mummy: *cries laughing*