Arthur: I want to go to the puppy! Mummy: What puppy? Where? Arthur: I want to go to the puppy for dinner. Mummy: For dinner?? *very confused face* Arthur: Yes, I want to go to the puppy for dinner on the weekend. Mummy: ...Do you mean the pub? Arthur: Yes! Puppy! Mummy: *facepalm*
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Quotes of the Week
We are walking into town for lunch and Tori is guessing where we are off to... Tori: Are we going to Spoons and Weathers? *
Quotes of the Week
Tori and Arthur have just gone upstairs to get into bed... Tori: Mu-um! Arthur just used the back of my pyjamas as a tissue! (Yes, she was wearing said PJs at the time...) * Mummy: Arthur, say octopus. Arthur: Op... Purple one! Mummy: Pardon? Arthur: Oplusses!
Quotes of the Week
We are in town and I realise I have forgotten a parcel I need to post... Mummy: Oops, we'll have to come back later because Mummy's rubbish and forgot the parcel. Arthur: Yeah, Mummy rubbish, put in bin. Bypasser: *bursts out laughing* * Arthur: I'm you sister. Mummy: No, you're my son. Arthur: I'm not… Continue reading Quotes of the Week
Quotes Of The Week
Tori: Arthur, you're annoying me. Arthur (indignantly): I'm not licking you! - Mummy: Can I have a hug? Arthur: No! Naughty Mummy. Not say please. On step, sit there, two minutes. Be good.

