Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week

CaroleHeidi

Tori is sat colouring in, Arthur runs into the front room at high speed…

Arthur: Mummy, Mummy! My car’s melting!

Mummy: Oh no. What’s happened?

Tori: It fell in the lava, didn’t it Arthur?

Arthur: Yeah burning! Melting! Oh no!

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We are sat at the table in a cafe eating lunch. Tori needs a wee. There are no available facilities…
Mummy: You’ll have to hold it in for a few minutes.
Tori: Okay. It’s gone back in now and up to my brain and turned into new brains.

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Published by CaroleHeidi

I'm a 30-something mum of two Not-So-Small humans, a cat, & a rottweiler. I read a lot, write a bit, eat too much cake and have dubious taste in music. I'm a Leader in Squirrel & Cub Scouts, and if I'm not at home, I'm probably at the Scout Hut. My hair is usually some shade of blue...

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