Tori is sat colouring in, Arthur runs into the front room at high speed…
Arthur: Mummy, Mummy! My car’s melting!
Mummy: Oh no. What’s happened?
Tori: It fell in the lava, didn’t it Arthur?
Arthur: Yeah burning! Melting! Oh no!
We are sat at the table in a cafe eating lunch. Tori needs a wee. There are no available facilities…
Mummy: You’ll have to hold it in for a few minutes.
Tori: Okay. It’s gone back in now and up to my brain and turned into new brains.