Dear Weather, Congratulations on reaching Summer temperatures. Now let's work on the sunshine bit instead of these rubbish grey skies, eh? Yours hopefully, Sick-Of-Muggy-Grey-Days ***** Dear Head, I know you are officially a Fruit-and-Nut-Case but I'm a bit sick of it now to be honest. I have been to see the doctor today… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
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Click this to see everyone else's de-stress letters 🙂 Dear Moths, Midges and other Summer Evening Insect-Life, You live outside. I live inside. You are not invited. Go away. Yours, Fed-Up-Of-Chasing-You-Out ***** Dear Arthur, Bed time was ages ago. GOOOOOO TOOOO SLEEEEEEEP! All my love, Wanting-Some-Me-Time ***** Dear Boyracers, I'm bored of… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
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Dear Jehovah's Witnesses, Not one visit in two years and then twice in three weeks. Really? Did Sy's 'I used to be one but now I've seen sense' speech not go in the first time? Yours, Amused-But-Still-Not-Convinced ***** Dear People Fitting The New Shower, Please arrive today, 3 days showerless is 3 too many. Especially… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
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Dear Chip-Resistant Nail Varnish, You fail. Yours, Having-To-Reapply ***** Dear Giant Wasp/Hornet, Thank you for leaving so amicably yesterday. You were fascinating but also a little scary. Yours, Relieved-Wildlife-Lover ***** Dear Doctor, Before putting in my contraceptive implant you said - 'You may get a slight bruise afterwards.' You lied. I have a very definite… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
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Dear Prince William & Kate, Only an hour and a half to go - good luck!! Lots of Love, Carole, Tori & Arthur (glued-to-the-tv) ***** Dear Tori, You are very snotty today - please accept this and let me wipe your nose without throwing a tantrum. Snot down to your chin is so not a… Continue reading Dear So-And-So
Carole Finds Her Wings 